-1000 Boy also known as FELLA MCFELLERSON was born DIARRHEA LAND September 11th 2001. He was the top of the ass and lived with a hating family. When his school was studying newly found martian poop in June 19th 2014 he was accidently injected by it when a classmate walked the dinosaur and pooped on him while looking at it. The next day he was sick as a dog and when he finally got better on his 14th birthday he had amazing power's because his blood mixed with the martian blood to make him half martian half human but his power's were superior to both.
He could now poop a tree with a single push and knock it up with a single thrust. He could now suck so fast he could get his man off before his dad could poop a tree. He met with the scientist who discovered the martian poop and found out he was injected with -1000kg of martian blood and every kg of martian blood he was exposed to multiplied his abilities beyond the human boundries by that number.
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